Funny captions and translation in JYJ Come On Over

T/N: U need to click the link and see ALL the caps or u will regret. I swear they are funny and sweet at the same time.

Jaejoong’s self-composed song titled “After Seeing Yoochun”

JJ: After seeing Yoochun, you can touch his hair
JJ: After seeing Yoochun, you can touch his sunglasses
/JJ touches Yoochun’s sunglasses/
YC: Hyung, your fingerprints!

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Yoochun and his underwear

YC said the fanmeet was fun but his underwear is now wet.
JJ: Your underwear’s wet? Why?
YC: It was hot
JJ: It sounds wrong…
YC goes over and hugs JJ/
YC: If you didn’t say that, no one would think it is…

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Yoochun and manicurist

Manicurist: Do you want it polished (using nail buffer)?
YC: Ah?
Manicurist: Do you want it polished?
YC: Polish? I don’t even polish my leather shoes

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On Yoohwan Having Alcohol

(Talking to Yoohwan’s manager)
YC: Hyung, you have never seen Yoohwan drink alcohol as well right?
YC: All my life, I have only seen him drink once
YC: Ran all around the room while crying and laughing

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Junsu in the wild??

YC: Ahh, this is no fun
YC: Hyung, let’s try this
YC: Come in, Sangho hyung
/wild man appears in the game/
YC shouts: Heree JunsuJunsu

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Junsu wants Yoochun to dance for him, what will Yoochun do?

JS: Yoochun, try dancing to this song
/JS plays Lady Gaga’s Poker Face/
YC: I can’t hear you
/YC pretends not to hear/
YC: Junsu neither smokes nor drinks
YC: Whenever he comes while we are drinking
YC: He leaves after finishing our food
YC: The food are much more expensive than the alcohol

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Filming Yoochun in the shower??

YC: /sighs/ You should have came in to film just now while I was in the shower
YC: You can’t see anything anyway, the most my silhouette
YC: I would have strike it rich like that
YC: Jaejoong hyung, Junsu, move to the side

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Yoochun’s like the daughter…

Mum: Why is the person with a small face hiding at the back?
YC: Mum, you were the one who sat like this
Mum: Ah, I don’t want to live any longer
Mum: The younger brother is more like the elder brother instead
Mum: The elder brother’s like a daughter who loves aegyo. When I’m washing the dishes, Yoochun would hug me from the back
YC: There’s no helping it, mum is very lonely. I heard that daughters like doing that? Talking about what they did today when they come home. I did it because mum seems to like it

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Yoochun’s red wine…

YC: I was drinking at home with my previous manager once. That hyung was totally drunk and said he wanted to drink red wine, so he opened a bottle.
YC: I was planning to save that bottle of red wine for my wedding.
YC: It was produced on the month and year of my birth
YC: It was not easy finding it, I bought it with lots of money in Japan. But he was drunk so I can’t blame him. He couldn’t remember when I told him about it on the next day.
YC: Now, you can’t find this bottle of wine anywhere

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Mum’s Rolex Watch

YC: I bought this as a gift for mum, but she doesn’t wear it often
YC: When she wore it out in the beginning
YC: For fear of others bumping onto it then spoiling it
YC: She held her hands up like this and walked

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Yoochun loves reading books…?

In the study room
YC: I really love books.
YC: The books here are those that I haven’t read before.
YC: Those that I’ve read are in my bedroom.
YC: You’ll get a shock when you enter my room.
YC: Ahh, Yoochun reads so much
YC: The ones I’ve read are…
YC: Don’t be surprised then

In Yoochun’s room
YC: These are the books that I’ve read before.
YC: It’s a comic book store here.
YC: 2000 for every book you rent
YC: If you want to eat ramyun, I’ll cook personally, but it’ll cost 20000.

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Yoochun doesn’t know what he wrote

JJ: (reading) if you date me, the good thing is that I’m very busy, so we won’t be able to meet often, so I won’t become an annoying man (T/N someone you see all the time i guess). But I will text on time and will not cease to show my love and determination. I wish every day will have a sense of freshness. Even if we become old people, we’ll still be like lovers~
Yoochun: Who wrote this?
JJ: you! *laugh*
Chun: …

Yoochun and his snowboarding shoes

Yoochun can’t fit into his shoes…

YC: Is it because my socks are too thick?

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Yoochun’s face after eating noodle

YC: ate a packet of instant noodles & sleep, ended up face became like that

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Yoochun knows slow motion?

YC falls during skiing so he asks the scriptwriter to edit what has been filmed into slow motions to make it seems very dangerous & like he injured himself badly. He commented the screenshots must be “ah ah” like this…

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About the problem with YC toilet

PD: as a family, it’s ok right? YC: once, my mum wanted to come in, I then shouted, “mum, no”…

Yoochun and his house

YC: Do you know the biggest problem with my house? There’s a gap at the side of the toilet door and the outside (walkway) is opened up/linked, so if take a bath here, men will find it troublesome so they generally do not like to wear their underwear inside (bathroom), usually is come out like this and wear it after that? But because here and the outside is linked, so will be careful, so after the bath I will look around like this, then faster get out, put on underwear at once, then slowly wear the rest…

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Reading’s a painful thing for Yoochun…

YC: There should be lots of people who are like me
YC: Places the book over here
YC: But the waist hurts when you read like this
YC: But if you lay down and read like this, your arms hurt
YC: But it hurts here when reading while lying on your side
YC: In the end, you just fall asleep like this and the book drops to the floor

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Yoochun’s interesting story (oh really?)

YC: I’ll tell you an interesting story
YC: Shrek’s mother goes out very early in the morning everyday
YC: Just like this, going out very early everyday
YC: Shrek became curious on why his mum left home so early everyday
YC: So one day, he stalked his mum
YC: And saw his mum’s original form
YC: Do you know what it was?
YC: Green mum

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Yoochun’s sexy lips

JJ: Did you put on lip gloss?
YC: My lips are dry and cracking
JS: You know that your lips are sexy right?
JJ: We’re filming now!
JS: It’s sexy!
JS: That’s all
JS: The lips are very nice-looking
JS: Like cherry
JS: Cherry-like lips (T/N: one of the traits that a beauty should have in the olden times)
JJ: I want to eat cherries now
JS: But why are your lips so red?
YC: Because my lips are cracked

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Yoochun wants a tongue piercing?!

YC: A tongue piercing?
YC: I don’t like it actually
YC: So I want to try it when I’m still young
YC: Take it as an experience
YC: As for the nose and parts like these (eyebrow), then no

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Normal people VS Junsu’s eating habits

YC: For normal people, when they eat because they’re hungry
YC: They will enjoy their food as they say, ‘ahh, delicious’
YC: But for Junsu, when he’s hungry, he’ll eat really quickly, and then finishes with, ‘ahh, I’m full’
YC: For me and Jaejoong hyung, we eat as we say, ‘ahh, delicious’

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Yoochun’s teeth-brushing lesson!

YC: Did you bring your razor?
YC: If you don’t want your plague on your teeth, you must brush your teeth while rotating like this
YC: It’ll hurt at first when you start brushing like this
YC: My gums are bleeding

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Yoohwan can drink a lot?

YC: Yoohwan can drink very well
YC: But if I asked him out for 200 times, he doesn’t come out for 199 times
YH: I don’t really like drinking
YH: Being good at drinking doesn’t mean that I like drinking
YC: Okay, I get it, live your life well.

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Source: 3hree_voices, 6002the米欣, 绿仔仔, 秤砣君0924…

Translated by: mainly Maettugi, Yunmoon.

Shared by: 6002Sky

I swear I laugh so much lol this kid is unbelievably ridiculous and sweet as well lol I had enough of u OK..

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NOOO I AM JUST KIDDING MORE PLZ